The pineapple line divides the world
Pizza topping rankings are the most contested food debate on the internet, and everyone knows the flashpoint. Pepperoni's S-tier is the closest thing to consensus civilization has produced. The interesting arguments live in the middle: mushrooms as the connoisseur's pick, bacon as the crowd-pleaser that never headlines, anchovies as the misunderstood umami play that one friend will die defending. Pineapple placement is a personality disclosure — there is no neutral tier for it, by design.