Ranking across snack genres is the hard mode
A snack list makes chips fight cookies — genre-crossing judgment that reveals your true palate. The heat bracket (Takis vs. Hot Cheetos) is generational: what reads as S under 25 reads as regret over 40. Structural integrity matters more than people admit: Pringles rank on stackable consistency, Goldfish on handful mechanics, Oreos on being a system (twist, lick, dunk) rather than a cookie. The pantry test settles most fights — which bag actually empties first?